What. The. Fuck. Now I've heard sayings like "DC is like Hollywood for ugly people" but holy lord in heaven.

This disaster was rocking:

argyle tights

80s socks

sketchers

a jean skirt

a fake patent leather snakeskin jacket

with a jean purse

oh, and lets not forget her heinous costume jewlery

what fucking planets swamp did you escape from, sweetheart?